A nun is walking down the street when all of a sudden a mugger grabs
her, drags her into the bushes and rapes her.
He then says, “Now, what are you going to tell your Mother superior?”
The nun said, “I will tell her that I was walking down the street and
you dragged me into the bushes and raped me twice.”
The mugger said, “But I only raped you once.”
The nun said, “Well you’re going to do it again aren’t you?”

~laughs~  I loved that joke, so I had to share it with you. Growing up Catholic, I could really see a nun saying that. LOL

MMMM, there are some really sexy ladies joining Bay City Blues and I can’t wait to get my hands all over them, I mean, I can’t wait to meet them and maybe even do some two girl calls with them.
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Come join us in CHAT get to know us! Hang out with us, maybe one of our lovely sexy BCB Ladies will turn you!

Give me a call sometime, my pussy’s always ready to play! Remember, THE SKY’S THE LIMIT for me!

Love and Kisses,

Melody 1-866-739-9832

I just got back from Vacation Sunday night and had a FABULICIOUS time. I can’t wait to tell you all about it. I spent time with family, friends, eating out, boating, laying out, waterskiing, shopping and many other fun things. The weather was perfect and I was actually ready to come back. I missed my sexy BCB friends. I couldn’t wait to get back to working Bay City Blues. I had a great day of calls yesterday!  So, I want to give a few hearts to some great guys that called me yesterday.

A HEART goes out to my very special Arizona friend.  You always make me feel so special and really know how to make me feel good.  Thanks for being the first one to call me and greet me with a nice hard cock.  MMMMM, it’s been a long time since I came like that!

A HEART goes out to P.A..  Thanks for choosing me at the bdsm ranch.  You fulfill my darkest deepest fetish.  I love going to your chamber!  I never know what’s in store for me. 

Another HEART goes to my attorney friend.  You’ve brought your grade up to an “A”.  But I think you’re going to need continuous tutoring to keep it UP. 

Another HEART goes to J.M.  I never thought being at the grocery store could be so HOT, especially in the frozen food section.  

A HEART goes to A.N. thanks for taking me out to dinner. The dessert was the BEST. Thanks for inviting me to spend the night. It was a night to remember!

I have to admit…I’m addicted to SEX. I love to explore different fetishes and I have a motto “THE SKY’S THE LIMIT”. Don’t hesitate to e-mail me melody@baycityblues.com I love hearing from you. You can also IM me on AIM and YAHOO - my name is milehighmelody.

Love and Kisses,

Melody 1-866-739-9832

I’VE BEEN SO BUSY WITH THIS SHOW, I HAVEN’T HAD ANY TIME TO PLAY….I NEED TO FUCK…CUM AND GET ME! CHECK OUT BAY CITY BLUES NEW WEBSITE/BLOG. IT’S A REALLY NEAT LOOK AND WE CAN POST BLOGS THERE.

DON’T FORGET! I NEED TO FUCK AND I NEED IT NOW! HEHEHE
LOVE AND KISSES,

MELODY 1-866-739-9832

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My show is over and it was FABULICIOUS!!!!! 7000 people saw the show! We did 3 performances. I’m sooooo proud of my cast! They worked very hard and had a lot of fun. I had the cast party Saturday night and it went until 5:00 AM. Thank goodness our Sunday performance was in the early evening. We took the set down after the show on Sunday and it was sad to see it end, but I’m glad because now I can have my life back. My sexy friend Tonya and howard sent me some beautiful flowers for opening night, that was so nice! I used them in the mansion scene.

I’m backkkk……

Love and Kisses,

Melody 1-866-739-9832

The oil price bubble is unfairly taxing American families and restricting our nation’s economic potential. I sent a message to Congress asking them to adopt common-sense solutions, and I urge you to take a moment to send a message, too. Congress can dramatically reduce the price of oil and gas, providing immediate relief for businesses and hard working Americans, and your letter will help make our elected officials be more aware how high energy prices are hurting hard working Americans.

HELP LOWER OIL PRICES NOW

Oh, and call me for some phone sex FUN.

Love and Kisses,

Melody 1-866-739-9832 Bay City Blues

A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,

‘How did I get here?’

Her mother told her, ‘God sent you.’

‘Did God send you, too?’ asked the child.

‘Yes, Dear,’ the mother replied.

‘What about Grandma and Grandpa?’ the child persisted.

‘He sent them also,’ the mother said.

‘Did he send their parents, too?’ asked the child.

‘Yes, Dear, He did,’ said the mother patiently.

‘So you’re telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for

200 years?   No wonder everyone’s so damn cranky around here.’

Call me at Bay City Blues and let’s get down and dirty together.

Love and Kisses,

Melody

I went out with a bunch of friends yesterday, celebrating the 4th of July. We had a fabulicious time as always. In Chicago on the 4th of July, there’s soooo much to do, but one of our favorite things to do on the 4th is hang out at the beach on Lake Michigan. They have a lot of activities and this year we entered ourselves in a volleyball contest. I haven’t played volleyball, since I was a freshman in high school gym class. I didn’t do too good, but the guys that were on our team, was really good. We came in 4th place, and I have to admit, it’s not because of me. ~laughs~. I had a superlicious time though. The guys were great and a lot of fun. I couldn’t understand why they kept calling me blondie? We cooked out at the pavilion and danced also. It was really a relaxing and fun day. My favorite part was the fireworks. We watched them from the beach, I was sitting in between Charlie and Adam. All of a sudden I noticed their hands wrapping around me as I was watching the fireworks. They slid their hands under my haulter and I felt, the skin of their hands against my bare tits. It was dark, so no one noticed what they were doing. I didn’t say a thing, I just let them do it, I don’t know why I didn’t stop them, maybe because it was exciting, having them foundle me, while we were surrounded by other people we didn’t know. They unbuttoned my pants, and slid their hands down.. Charlie pulled my pants off, while Adam riped my thong right off of me. I wanted to move and say NO, but it felt so good and exciting, knowing I was being fucked around a crowd of people. It was chilly, so they placed a blanket over me, Charlie, slid under the blanket and started licking my pussy. It was already wet, and my clit was hard. I wanted to cum, but refused to let it happen. He kept sucking and stickiing his 3 fingers in me, finally, Adam, climbs under the blanket and he has his huge cock hard and ready for me. He slide it right in, while Charlie gets another blanket, puts it over our heads and then he pulls out his cock and I suck on it, while being fucked by Adam. As the music and the fireworks got louder, so did we and then next thing, I remember was the HUGE EXPLOSION! We exploded the same time as the fireworks finale! WOW…too bad it was just a dream…hehehehe, But I did have a superlicious time with my friends and after everything, we went back to my place….can you guess what happened then? Hehehe.

Call me and let’s EXPLODE together! I’m always HORNY and WET.

Love and Kisses,

Melody 1-866-739-9832 CALL ME

I’m soooooo busy I don’t which way is up.  I’m starting to feel a little overwhelmed about this show.   There are only a few more weeks left and then it’s going to be opening night.  With that in mind…I have a lot on  my plate at the moment.  I have 3 nights of rehearsals, a set to be built…which I have a great crew working on it, but then it’s called putting everything together from light, sound, set, costumes, makeup, scene changes, props, etc.  uugggg.  I can now say that I have butterflies in my belly and I probably will until opening night!  so I’m asking ~POINTS TO MY SEXY FRIENDS~ CUM TAKE ME AWAY!  CALL ME AND HELP ME RELAX…I’M SURE THERE SOMEONE OUT THERE THAT WANTS TO HELP!  HEHEHE.

Love and Kisses,

Melody             1-866-739-9832             Visit my sexy friends at Bay City Blues

Tonight I had rehearsal for 3 hours and it was a good rehearsal.  We worked on Act II and made the cast set their books down.  Tonight, they had to have Act II memorized.  Some of the cast members wanted to use their book for a crutch but I said no.  I wanted them to struggle, because it forces  them to learn it.  They did a really good job.  It was rough, but you can tell that they had been working on memorizing it. My sexy friend Tonya know’s exactly what I am talking about.

When I came home, I went to take my garbage out to my can that I have on the side of my house and I could hear this little squeak.  I looked on the ground and couldn’t find anything, but the squeak got louder.  I looked up and noticed a bird had made a nest in my gutter, actually the nest was between the down spout and the roof of the house.  I realized that a baby bird fell out of his nest.  I was very worried about the little guy so I ran in the house, grabbed a flash light, my ladder, and gloves.  I was bound and determined to put this little guy back in his nest.  But first I had to find him.  He was stuck between my garbage can and some grass.   He was very young, he had no feathers yet, except for a little at the top of his head.  He was really cute, his beek was as big as his head, very awkward but he was scared and it really bothered me.  I set the ladder down, hoping not to fall, picked up the little bird and placed him in a bowl, then I climbed the ladder carefully and placed him back in his nest.  I startled the other birds and Mother bird was screeching at me from the tree next to the nest.  I didn’t care, my goal was to help him.  We have cats in our neighborhood that would have loved to eat him.  After placing  him in his nest, I heard a few squeaks from the group of babies and then silence.  They all fell back to sleep!  YAY!  I was successful and now I was able to sleep with a clean conscience.  I guess my love for animals even extends to little baby birds. 

I’ll be working tomorrow, so give me a call and let’s play.

Love and Kisses

Melody       1-866-739-9832

Thanks to some good friends, they sent me a bunch of blonde jokes. Ok, Ok, so I have blonde hair….they like to harass me…LOL…the jokes are good though.

1. How do you keep a blonde busy? Put her in a round room and tell her there is a vibrator in the corner.

2. What do a blonde and taxi have in common? Everyone’s been in and out for $2.00.

3. What did Santa say to the three blonds in the corner? HO, HO, HO

4. A blonde, a brunette & a redhead al work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. “Hey, girls”, says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. “That was fun,” says the brunette. “We should do it again sometime.” “No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught.”

I laughed so hard with these jokes….ANYWAY…Call me and let’s get down and dirty together! I’m HORNY and WET.

Love and Kisses,

Melody 1-866-739-9832